Today is Our 15th anniversary ! think about that for a second , this beautiful women has been putting up with me for 15 years ….actually 21 as we dated for 6 years before we got married. She is obviously an incredibly patient women . That being said I can be taught and I have learned a few things in 15 years

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( Kelley, Me and some guy named Keith )

1 My wife has several looks and  I have had to learn to interpret them all, ranging from  “for the love of god don’t’ say what I know you want to say” to “You think you’re funny but your not” to “if I concentrates a little harder you will burst into flames” and everything in between.

2 In 15 years of marriage I have never won an argument …… lets put this in perspective with a sports analogy , I’m the Washington Generals and Kelley is the  Harlem Globetrotters

3 When I hear the phrase “Do you know what your son did today? “  I’m somehow in as much trouble as Cody is

4 According to my wife  there are two types of household jobs , Pink jobs and blue jobs . I’ve learned that  pink jobs are traditional mother jobs while blue jobs are any jobs my wife deems blue and are usually jobs that shes doesn’t like to do

5 I’ve learned that making jokes at the wrong time will land you on the couch………..I have a very sleepable couch for this reason

6 I’ve learned that I’d be lost without her , she makes me laugh , she keeps me in check , she’s a rockstar of a mother and she’s gorgeous and I love her more everyday  and without her I’d still be living in my dads basement which is why my Dad loves her too !